Are you a Flashaholic?

What is a flashaholic?

Well, I'll start by asking you a few questions:
  • Do you have a hatred towards dark places?
  • Do you ever wake up in a panic at night, reeling from a nightmare where your flashlight batteries ran out?
  • Does the term "lumen" mean anything to you?
  • Do you often find yourself wanting to harness the power of the sun?
  • Do you like shiny things?
  • Do you always carry a flashlight on your person?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, you may very well be a flashaholic.

Don't panic, however, because there is hope. The disease is incurable, but the symptoms can be contained.

The Solution:
  • First off, if you have a spouse or a close friend, open up a joint bank account so that they can monitor and ration your monthly flashlight purchases to a maximum of 10. 
  • Then, limit your time spent on the internet researching flashlights to 2 hours a day.
  • Finally, (this one will be hard and I'm sorry) force yourself to only carry one flashlight on your person at a time. I know it may be tempting, but it's the only way...
In all seriousness, a flashaholic is a term for a flashlight geek. Someone enlightened enough to actually realize how awesome flashlights truly are. It is someone who realizes that the night is not something to fear, but an opportunity to shine.

If you really like flashlights, then admit it, you're a flashaholic. And if you are a flashaholic, then you've come to the right place. Here at Flashlight Blog, we hope to calm your cravings. Enjoy your stay.